but they had plenty of hot dogs

Around lunchtime today, I remembered there's a Pizza Hut Express in the Target by my office.

I needed to pick up some supplies before we head out on vacation (mainly, cat litter and cat treats ... gotta make sure our little buddies are all set for their cat sitter!), and figured I'd save time by grabbing lunch at the same place.

Me: I'd like a cheese personal pan pizza.

Salesgirl: Oh, we don't have pizza today.

Me: (Glancing at sign above and menu board to confirm that this is, indeed, still a Pizza Hut Express) Um, OK. Good-bye!