even funnier than smoking toilets

No, it's not funny that a woman was groped by a crazy man. But the situation is just too ridiculous.

Sure, I'm usually looking for weird things in the news, but I actually saw a partial clip for this on Headline News and had to look it up.

Captain America, Armed With Burrito, Arrested in FL
This was the first article I read. It contains the following paragraph:

She says when officers arrived at the scene they asked all the men in Captain America uniforms at the bar to take part in a line-up. That's when the woman pointed out her alleged harasser.

But it neglected to explain why a bar might be full of men dressed as Captain America.

So I looked up a few more that provide the full story:

Captain America Arrested with Burrito in Pants

Police: Burrito Packing Super Hero Turns Villain

It's a strange world.


I wonder if the person who wrote the first headline is an Atom and His Package fan.

Where I want is where I go, I'm always armed with a burrito.